Bounce!! Rooooooooooock!! Skate!! Roooooooooooll!!

Come out and celebrate Erin and my birthday this Friday. $10 gets you in and set up with skates. Beer and wine will be provided. Noise provided by Dayta, Jef Cashless and Squincy Jones. Photobooth by Freshgerms.

Roller disco derby themed, so I want to see short shorts, fishnets and loud make up!

I’m pretty excited about this one! Primarily because it’s my first roller rink gig ever and secondly because we’ll be rocking nothing but disco, disco re-edits, modern soul/boogie all night long! Roller skate jams in full effect!!! Oooh and free beer and wine with your entry fee?!! What? For serious? Yey mayne, for serious!

You miss this, you lose. Period!

Info:
Jacq& Erin’s Roller Disco Derby @ Diary Ashford Roller Rink
Friday, February 26th 2010
10:30 pm – 2am

1820 South Dairy Ashford Street
Houston, TX 77077-4702
(281) 493-5651

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Our buddies over at Hater Magazine are having their Spring 2010 issue release party and they invited your dude, Jef Cashless, to handle sounds for the evening. The theme of the issue and party revolves around tattoos, so they’ve held it at Gaslight Gallery and named the party, Inked Up. Shout to V. Chaba on flyer details. Haters always get it rocking. Don’t miss it!!!

Gaslight Gallery
1416 Westheimer Road, Houston, TX 77006-2617
(713) 524-3535‎

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You might hear some hip hop and then some more hip hop and then a little more of hip hop (and maybe some Lady Gagg-Gagg).
+ $1.50 Any bottled beer in the house = Win!

Update: Cancelled.

Join ya dude, Jef Cashless at The Flat, every Friday from 10pm til 2am. I’ll be spinning classic hip hop, 80’s, house, reggae, soul, disco, electro, b-more, funk & whatever I feel like.

info:
The Flat
1701 Commonwealth St | Houston | FREE!

Craigslist, why art thou so trill?

I’m selling this picture of PIMP C that is digitally painted. It is a 20 x 30 printed on Kodak paper. Extremely clear quality print that is $40 alone. If you’d like it framed, I have a black glossy frame that fits it well, the price for both the frame and the print are $55. Below are clearer pics of the print and the framed pic. Thank you for viewing my ad and please only serious buyers and cash only. Have a great week!

Whaaaaa? A 9mm handgun, 2 clips and a 6″ Subway sandwhich?! Ok, I lied about the sandwhich!

Sidenote: Houston ranks 6th on the nation’s fattest cities list.

HOUSTON — A nearly 600-pound man was able to hide a weapon for more than a day while he was in custody, police told KPRC Local 2 Wednesday.

“Obviously the system broke down,” former Harris County Detention Major Mark Kellar said. “The procedures didn’t work as they were designed to work.”

Houston police said George Vera, 25, was arrested Aug. 2 and taken to the city jail. He spent a day there before being transferred to the Harris County Jail. After being there for 14 hours, going through intake procedures, he was taken to the showers, the final step before going to his cell. There, Vera told police he had a 9mm handgun on him, along with 2 clips.

“If a person has a weapon, narcotics, anything of danger, it should have been found before he winds up in the county jail,” said Kellar.

Kellar said Vera should have been searched at least three times before getting to the jail.

Vera weighs nearly 600 pounds and the gun was allegedly hidden between fat layers.

Houston Police Officers Union President Gary Blankinship said cadets are trained how to search morbidly obese people.

“We teach officers to lift up and look under,” Blankinship said. “The officer may not have arrested anyone this big before.”

Blankenship said that system clearly does not always work.

“They can be so big, basically short of strip searching or searching cavities, they could miss something like this,” said Blankinship.

The Houston Police Department and Harris County Sheriff’s Office are doing internal investigations to figure out how this could have happened.

Blankinship said they should also change the way officers are trained to search morbidly obese inmates, maybe adding hand-held metal detectors.

Vera has been released from jail on bond.

The Are and Rappers I Know present Iran, an instrumental album “dedicated to the people of Iran who continue to fight for peace and democracy”

Cop the free download here.

Big up to FaWaMaJam and the whole Rappers I Know collective.

Niceguys Promo Commercial from Evesborough Films on Vimeo.

Just a short epk introducing The Nice Guys to the rest of the world, via Houston. Gotta love it. These dudes seriously have next.

We’re about to get it (Fiyah) Crackin’ this 4th of July. We’re starting this thing off early, so bring a lawn chair for the fireworks and an empty stomach for the FREE cookout. The first part of the evening will take place on the patio, so you can view the fireworks from a prime location. It will also be family friendly, so bring the kidfolk! Once the fireworks end at 10pm, we’re taking the party inside.

With Gracie & Tonio and guests Dayta, Jef Cashless (me), Elroy Boogie & Bobby Trill. Let’s get it (Fiyah) Crackin!!!

Block 21
2420 Washington Ave
Houston, TX 77007-6019
(713) 862-0200

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Top Notch pops off once again this Saturday at Boondocks. Starring Sober aka Willionaire, Dayta with special guest appearances by yours untruthfully, Jef Cashless

Here’s the vitals for our lazier readers:

Top Notch | Saturday, June 27th | @ Boondocks (Houston)
21 y up | FREE! | You must deal!